Love Is Not A Real Ingredient: Episode 35

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Love is not a real ingredient in granola, and George Foreman challenges Steven Seagal to a fight. Join Offroad, Rygar and Borg as we consider these stories and more.

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Can you list “love” as an ingredient on a food products label? A small bakery thinks so but the FDA disagrees. It’s all up to you to decide.

George Foreman challenges Steven Seagal to a 10 round, no holds barred, fight. Included in this episode is a list of holds that are traditionally barred.

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Fishnado: Episode 34

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We search high and low to bring you the news stories that won’t keep you awake at night. It was hard to find, but these are all of the stories from the entire internet this week, all the stories that don’t involve politics, religion or anything else that generally excite people: Man sneaks snakes in his socks, fish are falling from the sky, and a monkey that took a picture of himself. That’s all of them

A man is caught at the Canadian border smuggling albino Western Hog-nose snakes in his socks. Robot Pizza Van has covered other stories of snake smuggling and assumes the reptile market to be lucrative.

In a Mexican town fish have reportedly rained down in the streets during an otherwise normal rainstorm. Scientist say that the cause is a tornado that has sucked up a bunch of fish and rained them down miles away.

Finally, a monkey took a selfie and now Peta has sued the human photographer on behalf of the monkey. Can an animal hold a copyright? Don’t answer, I can’t hear you right now.

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Squeaky Boy: Episode 33

Time for weird, unimportant news. You know on the news when they have that one story that’s not serious… the ‘human interest’ story… the fluff piece. Well that’s all we do. The stories today are: A bathroom’s plumbing is clogged with money, Velcro wants you to stop calling it Velcro, a squeaky boy and more weird eBay items.

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Several bathrooms’ “plumbing” have been found clogged with 500 euro bills that have been cut-up into tiny pieces. Why? I don’t’ know. Then Velcro wants us to stop using the word Velcro as a verb, example: to Velcro something. They’re worried about us using the word Velcro this way, like we did with Kleenex and band aide. If we do this too much then they could lose their brand name. They made a goofy music video to promote the idea and we watch it. Very catchy.

Finally, we watch the video of a boy who’s swallowed the whistle piece from a pet’s squeaky toy. Is it funny… or is it sad? The boy end up ok. Does that help? Then we continue a story from a past episode of the Robot Pizza Van: More unusual items being sold on eBay. They’re food items that are shaped oddly. For example: a Cheeto that is shaped like a bald eagle. How much would you pay for such an item? I can get you a good deal.

Weird Creatures: Episode 32

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Here’s the news that doesn’t matter. It’s not important or relevant. Today a man eats a black widow at the Halloween job fair. Then scientist have made a spider web as strong as steel. Finally, we’re seeing more brain-like blobs around. I wonder why.

A man attends a job fair at the local Halloween haunt. To impress and maybe land himself a job, he eats the poisonous black widow spider that he has brought along for the job interview. Very professional. Don’t worry. He has learned from his mistakes and carries black widow anti-venom in case he gets bitten… again.

Scientists have encouraged a spider to spin web that is as strong as steel. Imagine a group of scientists encouraging the cute little spider. “You can do it!” and “We believe in you little spiddey!”

Brain-like blobs are generally found in certain areas. We’ve been finding them lately in unexpected places. I hate to find brain-like blobs when I’m not expecting it. Brain-like? They only look like brains. Each football sized blob is a colony of tiny zoids. What do they want? What does anybody want?

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Air Guitar Champion: Episode 31

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Listen to us talk as we watch some of the Air Guitar World Championship. We also look at a study that says intelligent people swear. Dang!

We watch this year’s 22nd Annual Air Guitar World Championship. That means they’ve done this 21 times already. Find out what it takes to win the title. This year it was held in Finland. Iceland is green and Greenland has ice. Finland has…

A study done at the University of Rochester shows that intelligent people swear more. It also shows other habits that seem to correlate. Correlation does not mean causation… or does it!

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