Woolly Mammoths? We’ll Get Around To It: Episode 70

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Some guy is selling a hot dog in a bottle of water, Hot Dog Water. Scientists found a 99 million year old frog that was trapped in amber, along with the beetle that the frog was about to eat. Cloning woolly mammoths? We’ll get around to it. You know those tiny bottles of alcohol? A truckload of them spilled on a highway. Earlier it was a truckload of spaghetti sauce. Before that it was bourbon and before that it was frozen pizzas. All spilled on highways… in the same state. Bring silverware if your going on a road trip. This week’s feel good story… someone invented a gravity electric generator.

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Lemonade Stand Fines: Episode 69

Robot Pizza Van podcast reads the entire internet and tells you about the funny things. This week’s special guest, author and artist… David Bright. What do we talk about this week? A pile of onions out in the desert. A snake causes a power outage. A robot dog’s funerals. A celebration that causes an artificial earthquake. A company that will pay any fines that kids get for running a lemonade stand. Music by Uncle Milk.
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Drink With A Toe: Episode 68

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We read the entire internet and here’s some things. To qualify for an internship at one of the world’s largest candy company you have to identify every Skittle flavor blindfolded. Changing the subject, there is an iPhone case that doubles as a 20 pound dumbbell so you can… I don’t know. But hey, here’s a different thing… sharks will listen to jazz if you give them food and there’s a restaurant that gives it’s patrons water pistols to fight off the seagulls. Which reminds me… there’s a bar that serves a drink with an unusual ingredient… ok I’ll tell you what it is… it’s a person’s toe. And never start a sentence with the word ‘and’ but nonetheless… Pork roll flavored ice cream.

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Robot Politicians, Audio Illusions, Mussels on Opioids, and a Dead Man’s Finger:Episode 67

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A robot is running for Mayor, we listen to a few audio illusions, Seattle mussels test positive for opioids, the police use a dead man’s finger to unlock a phone, and Somebody Spilled Something Somewhere.

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Secrets of Alphabet Spaghetti, A Weird Gun, Ducks That Speed, and A New Joggling Record: Episode 66

Each week we read the entire internet and then tell you about the funny parts. This week find out which letters are in a can of alphabet spaghetti and if it spells anything. Then a gun is discovered sticking out of a car’s bumper, science has a new theory as to why ice is slippery, a duck is caught speeding, and there is a new joggling world record.
Still 99% politics free and it would have been 100 except that I mentioned the word politics twice now.

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Accidental Zombie Alert, Cheetos Shortage, and the Amenities of an $85 Million Apartment: Episode 65

An accidental zombie alert goes out over the public emergency system… again. If they keep doing this then when the real zombies come nobody is going to believe it. We’ve got a classic case of ‘the boy who cried zombie’. Also, a woman claims that Oreo never paid a prize that she won. Then, New York is running out of Cheetos. And finally, an $85 million dollar apt comes with trip to space and other anemones… enemies…amenities! These are the newses!

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Weird Voicemails, Phone Booth Stuffing, Polished Tin Foil, and The Tiny Tooth Sensor: Episode 64

 

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Phone booth stuffing was an attempt to see how many people could fit inside of a phone booth. Phone booth stuffing also sounds like it could be a side dish at a the AT&T company picnic. Before that, we get a voicemail about weird and mysterious voicemails from the ‘What The Podcast’ (https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/what-the-podcast/id1349582735?mt=2). And before both of those two other things we discover that it takes a lot of work to create a polished aluminum foil ball. And finally, before…after everything else, the tiny tooth sensor that’s taking your mouth by storm.

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