Rent A Fish: Episode 39

 

There is a hotel chain that offers fish for rent to its guests. How does that work? Just kidding, I already know.
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The next story we read is about strawberry pizza and the Internet’s feeling about it. We always have to think of how the Internet will feel. Like the golden rule says – do unto the Internet as you would have the Internet do unto you. Next there’s a story about a tick that was on display during a presentation about the dangers of ticks, but then mysteriously disappeared to everyone’s fright.

Time to start a new paragraph. Why? It just feels right. Then it’s off to the fashion world as we look at the double jean. It’s like wearing one pair of jeans real low on top of another pair of jeans. And, I don’t even think that it’s two separate pants. I think it’s fake like those fake pockets that look like pockets but I try to put my hands in them and it turns out its just a seam in the shape of a pocket opening and my fingers curl up.

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High-tech forks, and some guy payed to live in a box.

High-Tech Forks: Episode 38

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A San Francisco man pays to live in a box, and a few different high-tech forks. There are seven million, nine hundred and ninety-eight stories in the naked city, besides these two.

The rent in San Francisco is pretty high but how much do you think it would cost to live in a box? Then we look at several different high-tech forks including a noise canceling fork, a salt flavored fork (with no salt) and the fork that buzzes you if you eat too fast.

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The Ping Pong Lifestyle: Episode 37

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This week a court tells us that Facebook friends are not necessarily our real friends. I was already insecure. Then Prince’s sister says that purple wasn’t his favorite color. Guess what color it was? No, guess again. Ok… tell you what. Just listen to the show and I’ll tell you then.

We also chit chat about pool, ping pong and recreational tables in general. Nobody has room for a ping pong table. You make room. It’s a lifestyle. The ping pong table makes room for you!

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New, Episode 36: Accidental Tweet

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A marathon takes a wrong turn, and a phone accidentally dictates an unusual tweet. Robot Pizza Van is your source for all the news that is funny or weird.

During a marathon the runners who were in the lead took a wrong turn. In the meantime some other guy wins the race. Then Rygar tells us about the time he ran in a marathon and was hit in the back of the head with a tortilla. That’s why I won’t run in any footrace.

A woman is dictating a tweet about a news article she had just read. In the middle of the tweet a friend came to her house so she paused the tweet. Little did she know that the twitter machine had not paused but in fact had continued to dictate everything that she said to her friend and broadcast that out. Can you imagine the kind of private things that might have been revealed? Imagine no more. We have the actual tweet and it will be read live, on the air. This is nothing like Al Capone’s vault. I am sure that there are words inside this tweet.

We look at useless websites and spirulina really is a super food. Super cool!

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