Marmorkrebs: Episode 51

Mutant crayfish clones are showing up all over the world, “As Slow As Possible” is a very slow song, Kentucky Fried Chicken is serving Gravy Cocktails, McDonald’s french fries might cure baldness, and if you sedate a plant it seems to lose consciousness.

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Slow Podcast: Episode 50

Offroad, Rygar and Borg watch some Slow TV. What is Slow TV you ask? That wasn’t what you asked? No, you’re right. I’m just trying to explain what this episode is about. Slow TV is a genre of really long broadcasts where the pace of the action is very slow. Some examples include uninterrupted, unedited footage of a seven hour train ride, twelve hours of burning logs, and the thirteen hour National Knitting Night.

I think that there are a few other short news bits also.

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Smalt: Episode 49

A smart salt shaker. Smalt, that’s more fun to say and it’s the actual name of the product. Then it’s on to a different story where we learn that mice are evolving to live in the city. City mice. Cmice? It doesn’t work the same as smalt. Finally we check out a band called the Virtual Currency Girls.

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Space Weed: Episode 48

A pound of marijuana is sent into space and then returns to earth. At first a PR stunt but now a business idea. Sometimes it’s easier to list off a bunch of questions. What happens when you send marijuana into space? What happens when a person smokes it? Will people buy space weed? What if aliens steal your space-stash?

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Space Lawyers: Episode 47

 

Robot Pizza Van is a comedy podcast. Normally we’re just reading funny news stories from the internet, but this week we’re flying an alien UFO around. Borg pilots the spaceship as Offroad plots a course for adventure.

We have a surprisingly good internet signal here in deep space. The first story is about Asgardia, a group of people who have gathered together to start the first space nation. They have launched a small satellite with the hopes of establishing a physical presence in space and eventual recognition from the United Nations. Then we read a story about a cigar shaped asteroid that scientist have confirmed is definitely NOT an alien spaceship. Hmmm…

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Borg Goes Back In Time To Fix The Past: Episode 46

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Borg travels through time to the beginning of the episode in order to tell us not to read a particular funny news story. We do read some other funny stories first. One story is about how your house might be bugged and what you can do about it. There’s another story about lifelong best friends who discover they are actually brothers.

We finally do read the forbidden story, even though Future-Borg warned us not to. The story inexplicably drives people to do crazy things. It’s so dangerous that we send Borg back to the beginning of the episode in order to stop us from reading it.

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“8 More Unusual Musical Genres” by Robot Pizza Van, a comedy podcast

We had so many unusual musical genres knocking on our door last week that it spilled over into this week’s show. Let me introduce to you the 8 that jammed their foot in the door when I tried to close it: Space Disco, Nintendocore, Chiptune, Yacht Rock, UK Garage, Simpsonwave, Black MIDI/Impossible Music and ancient Indian Classical Raga.

Next week we begin our new Season 2, so keep an eye out for new and exciting things.

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