Weird Voicemails, Phone Booth Stuffing, Polished Tin Foil, and The Tiny Tooth Sensor: Episode 64

 

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Phone booth stuffing was an attempt to see how many people could fit inside of a phone booth. Phone booth stuffing also sounds like it could be a side dish at a the AT&T company picnic. Before that, we get a voicemail about weird and mysterious voicemails from the ‘What The Podcast’ (https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/what-the-podcast/id1349582735?mt=2). And before both of those two other things we discover that it takes a lot of work to create a polished aluminum foil ball. And finally, before…after everything else, the tiny tooth sensor that’s taking your mouth by storm.

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Zombie Raccoons, Exploding Ants, Why Haven’t Aliens Visited Earth and Borg’s Pet Fly: Episode 63

Offroad, Rygar and Borg read the entire internet to find the newsiest stories for you. This week… why haven’t aliens visited earth, zombie raccoons, a man waters a plant for his late wife, and exploding ants. Also today, for the first time, we learn the name of Borg’s pet fly.

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The Typo That Won the War, a 44 Furby Organ, Robot Strippers, Phone Bans and Things: Episode 62

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Hey, this time… The typo that won the war, a 44 Furby organ, robot strippers, and other things.

Ok, the other things are… a paper airplane folding machine, some of Yoko Ono’s art was stolen, a student that works around the phone ban, and ladies and gentleman, today we meet Borg’s pet fly.

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The Race for Underachievers, $500 Fine for an Apple, and Selfie Monkey in Court: Episode 61

This week… The .5k race for underachievers… Selfie monkey loses in court… Woman is fined $500 for an apple… Man attacked by shark, mauled by bear and bit by snake… And More!

‘What The Podcast’ left us a voice mail about new developments with the AI Robot named Sophia. Check out their show about paranormal and conspiracy stuff on iTunes or SoundCloud – https://soundcloud.com/what-the-podcast

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Platypus Milk, A New Human Organ, and Slices of Ketchup: Episode 60

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Platypus milk can save the world, a new human organ has been discovered, and slices of ketchup.

Platypus milk has a newly discovered type of antibiotic property that could help us if all the germs became immune to our current antibiotics. And… scientists discovered a new organ in the human body that acts like a shock absorber for your bones and muscles. How did they overlook this before? And, and… a company is on Kickstarter funding slices of ketchup and other condiments.

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Slowest Roller Coaster Crash, Flat-Earther’s Rocket, and Gold Falls From The Sky: Episode 59

You want to hear the news that they’re not telling you, the news that has been hidden from your eyes thirsty for the quenching refreshment of truth. Thirsty eyes. The most important information has been hidden in plain sight, in the guise of seemingly random, silly and weird news stories.

Here’s what I found this week – The slowest roller coaster completely stops in the middle of a ride and no one noticed. A man builds his own steam powered rocket so he can launch it high enough to see whether the Earth is flat or not. Gold is reported to have been falling from the sky in Russia. Those are the incredibly relevant news stories that we cover this week.

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