Drink With A Toe: Episode 68

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We read the entire internet and here’s some things. To qualify for an internship at one of the world’s largest candy company you have to identify every Skittle flavor blindfolded. Changing the subject, there is an iPhone case that doubles as a 20 pound dumbbell so you can… I don’t know. But hey, here’s a different thing… sharks will listen to jazz if you give them food and there’s a restaurant that gives it’s patrons water pistols to fight off the seagulls. Which reminds me… there’s a bar that serves a drink with an unusual ingredient… ok I’ll tell you what it is… it’s a person’s toe. And never start a sentence with the word ‘and’ but nonetheless… Pork roll flavored ice cream.

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Robot Politicians, Audio Illusions, Mussels on Opioids, and a Dead Man’s Finger:Episode 67

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A robot is running for Mayor, we listen to a few audio illusions, Seattle mussels test positive for opioids, the police use a dead man’s finger to unlock a phone, and Somebody Spilled Something Somewhere.

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Secrets of Alphabet Spaghetti, A Weird Gun, Ducks That Speed, and A New Joggling Record: Episode 66

Each week we read the entire internet and then tell you about the funny parts. This week find out which letters are in a can of alphabet spaghetti and if it spells anything. Then a gun is discovered sticking out of a car’s bumper, science has a new theory as to why ice is slippery, a duck is caught speeding, and there is a new joggling world record.
Still 99% politics free and it would have been 100 except that I mentioned the word politics twice now.

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Accidental Zombie Alert, Cheetos Shortage, and the Amenities of an $85 Million Apartment: Episode 65

An accidental zombie alert goes out over the public emergency system… again. If they keep doing this then when the real zombies come nobody is going to believe it. We’ve got a classic case of ‘the boy who cried zombie’. Also, a woman claims that Oreo never paid a prize that she won. Then, New York is running out of Cheetos. And finally, an $85 million dollar apt comes with trip to space and other anemones… enemies…amenities! These are the newses!

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Weird Voicemails, Phone Booth Stuffing, Polished Tin Foil, and The Tiny Tooth Sensor: Episode 64

 

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Phone booth stuffing was an attempt to see how many people could fit inside of a phone booth. Phone booth stuffing also sounds like it could be a side dish at a the AT&T company picnic. Before that, we get a voicemail about weird and mysterious voicemails from the ‘What The Podcast’ (https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/what-the-podcast/id1349582735?mt=2). And before both of those two other things we discover that it takes a lot of work to create a polished aluminum foil ball. And finally, before…after everything else, the tiny tooth sensor that’s taking your mouth by storm.

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Zombie Raccoons, Exploding Ants, Why Haven’t Aliens Visited Earth and Borg’s Pet Fly: Episode 63

Offroad, Rygar and Borg read the entire internet to find the newsiest stories for you. This week… why haven’t aliens visited earth, zombie raccoons, a man waters a plant for his late wife, and exploding ants. Also today, for the first time, we learn the name of Borg’s pet fly.

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The Typo That Won the War, a 44 Furby Organ, Robot Strippers, Phone Bans and Things: Episode 62

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Hey, this time… The typo that won the war, a 44 Furby organ, robot strippers, and other things.

Ok, the other things are… a paper airplane folding machine, some of Yoko Ono’s art was stolen, a student that works around the phone ban, and ladies and gentleman, today we meet Borg’s pet fly.

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